FunBox for your ears

Hey remember that time Matt saved an old lady from falling down the stairs and then she yelled at him for being a Jew? Well Matt does, and he told us all about it today as FunBox is interviewed on Ten Minutes with Andrew and JJ. We're featured on their podcast every day this week so check it out!

http://www.andrewandjj.com/

Podcast Fun!

All this week, Paul is guesting on the very funny podcast "Ten Minutes with Andrew and J.J."

http://www.andrewandjj.com/

Visit their site and hear the guys talk about grilled cheese, chicken beaks, and that poor guy who got shot in the head with 34 nails!

FunBox Burger

Menu from FunBox’s new fast food Restaurant FunBox Burger.

Classic Burger

A quarter pound of freshly ground sirloin topped with a slice of Vermont cheddar made especially for us in Wisconsin. Served with vine ripened tomatoes and vine ripened lettuce. All topped with our special “Matt Sauce” on a sesame bread holder. This is the burger to eat when you want a burger to eat.

Razz-a-ma-tazz Burger

A quarter pound of freshly ground sirloin seasoned with all the jazz of New Orleans! This is topped with a slice of 100% certified Angus Mozzarella and smothered in an authentic style Creole Jambalaya sauce. It is topped off with lettuce, grilled onion, and a live deep fried crawdad. Not even a levy could hold you back from this one.

Uncle Sam’s Burger

An all American burger like your grandfather ate! Two half-pound U.S.D.A. certified chuck patties are topped with creamy havarti and Edam cheeses and a fresh mescaline salad with a lemon poppy seed vinaigrette. All this is piled high on grilled rye bread. Served with a side of our White Bean Gazpacho Soup.

Thunderstorm Burger

We call it our Thunderstorm Burger because you are going to get drenched. A quarter pound of freshly ground sirloin is topped with over 8 oz. of Barbeque Sauce, Honey Mustard sauce, “Matt Sauce,” Creole Jambalaya sauce, and Mustard Honey sauce. Your choice of a cracked wheat bun or a bowl.

Southwest Burger

A quarter pound of freshly ground sirloin topped with a slice of Vermont cheddar made especially for us in Wisconsin. Served with vine ripened tomatoes and vine ripened lettuce. All topped with our special “Matt Sauce” on a sesame bread holder. One bite and you will swear you just took a trip to the Southwest!

California Loco Burger

Our ‘crazy’ twist on the California burger. One quarter pound of rib eye and a quarter pound of lamb blended together to make a moist burger that says, “Hey, I’m from California.” We top that off with fresh sliced avocado, home made guacamole, and a Guacamole Flavored Avocado sauce. Served on bread.

FunBox Burger

Just like our classic burger with twice the meat and twice the cheese. This FunBox is about to burst.

Sweet Caroline Burger

Just like our FunBox Burger, but with twice the meat and twice the cheese. You’ll be singing “Sweet Caroline!”

‘Five Alarm’ Alarm Burger

This burger is so hot it is sure to set off your ‘five alarm’ alarm! We blend fresh habanera chilies directly into this quarter pound sirloin burger and top it all off with pepper jack cheese, roasted poblano peppers, spicy lettuce, ‘Five Alarm’ Chili, three jalapeño poppers, and chipotle mayonnaise. Kiss your fucking mouth goodbye.

Lincoln Vs Time Traveler

Big Shots

There is no denying it, FunBox is becoming a big deal. So big in fact that we have to start considering that very important question. Who will play us in the FunBox motion picture the most certainly chronicle our rise to stardom, tragic but inevitable fall, our even more inevitable return to stardom, and our struggles as we took the system head on and won, changing the world forever one heart at a time.

So start debating. Who should play Matt, Paul, and Will in the FunBox movie?

NASA LAUNCH GONE WRONG

Man has always dreamed of traveling to the stars, but will we ever be able to overcome our own frailties... in SPACE?

FunBox interviews Kiefer Sutherland

FunBox: It's great to have you here Kiefer. How are you?

Kiefer: I’ve killed two people since midnight and I haven't slept in over 24 hours. So maybe you should be a little more afraid of me than you are now.

FunBox: About that, um…some people are saying you've become so involved with the character you play that the two of you have become virtually indistinguishable. What do you tell those who ask about this?

Kiefer: I'm federal agent Jack Bauer and today is the longest day of my life.

FunBox: Yeah, we’re sorry about the half-hour wait setting up for your interview.

Kiefer: I used to be in the military, used to do field work for the CIA. I've been to some horrible places. I've seen some pretty terrible things. I don't think I've ever been this scared in my whole life.

FunBox: Don't worry. Just relax, speak clearly, and if you don't mind, it might be nice to invite people to check out our website.

Kiefer: You have no idea how far I'm willing to go to acquire your cooperation. It'll just be a question of how much you want it to hurt…

FunBox: Um…maybe it’s actually better if you don’t help us with advertising.

Kiefer: …you probably don't think that I can force this towel down your throat. But trust me, I can. All the way. Except I'd hold onto this one little bit at the end. When your stomach starts to digest it, I pull it out, taking your stomach lining with it. For most people it would take about a week to die. It's very painful…

FunBox: Seriously, you can stop in fact, we’re about finished. Thanks Kiefer, Jack, whoever you are. We appreciate your time.

Kiefer: You're a good liar. But I've seen better.

FunBox: Well either way, this interview's certainly been entertaining and we'd love to have you back.

Kiefer: Part of getting a second chance is taking responsibility for the mess you made in the first place.

FunBox: Great then. Well, we'll see you later.

Kiefer: See you in hell.

Boldly Going...

Now some of you loyal FunBox fans out there may have noticed the brief dry spell when it came to new content, but I would like to officially declare that you should ready your self for a veritable downpour of comedy. You are going to be soaked with laughs. Why the brief hiatus you might ask? (Might? Who are we kidding. You will ask!) Well to be honest, we here at FunBox have been working on saving the northwest Pacific otter . These monkeys of the Sea captured our hearts and so we dedicated ourselves to doing everything in our power to help them. With a couple grants from the Consumer Aersol Products Council we started an otter breeding program in our downstairs bathroom. After a lot of work, and some elbow grease (not to mention a couple bottles of otter grease) we managed to make some otters do it. Unfortunately, the otters were just not at a stage in their life when they were ready to have kids. It was a tough decision on their part but I support them. Also we filmed a couple of comedy shorts. They will be out soon.
With much love,
FunBox

Relish this Day

The latest FunBox Movie has hit the web. The hard part was making the costumes. Finding enough red fabric to make a 7 foot tall talking ketchup bottle was no easy task. It was worth it though, and the puppeteers did a masterful job. Hopefully you will all love it and ask for more. It would be a real shame to let the giant Kitchen set that we built go to waste. Each tile was 5 feet wide. We had them helicoptered in from Spain. Hollywood truly is a magical place!

Spread the Word

the future is coming!

Wow. It's been a month since we've blogged. Sorry about that, guess we've been pretty blogged down lately. Oh the blog jokes! Seriously though, we know you guys have been surviving on your own fan fiction for far too long as you've prayed and plead for expansion of FunBox Universe. Rest assured, the new stuff's coming soon.

What new stuff? Oh I dunno, have you ever seen talking bottles of mustard and ketchup in their own video blog? Bet not. Bet you will soon.

Ever been to space? Well we have, and we totally friggen taped it.

And guess what! We've been shooting with Honest Abe again!

Yeah we haven't gone anywhere. In fact, we've been working with a new director, named Adytia, who's so high powered, he wears sandals like all the time. And we filmed a short with our friend, Conner, who looks so much like a for reals scientist that we were surprised he didn't start inventing the crap out of stuff on set.

So check back soon for some totally sweet ketchup and mustard action. It'll be up in a week or so, and afterward well...hold on to your butts. Lots of new stuff is coming soon.

We're like slap bracelets but with staying power...

You may not have believed me when I told you guys this, but apparently we are funny. As of today, FunBox is the proud parent of the number one comedy video on YouTube. Of course as great as this feels (it's like eating ten sandwiches all at once!), we can't just sit here resting on our laurels. We have already started work on what we feel will be the next huge thing on YouTube. Not to give too much away, but its a sketch about young girl, who after having a troubling day at private school, decides to relax and dance her cares away in front of the web cam she got as a gift from her baht mitzvah. It's a story about freedom. Freedom of movement. Freedom from the arbitrary confines of today's overly strict morals. Freedom to just wear a sports bra. You will also not want to miss the surprise ending which involves falling down and a cat who is afraid of snow.

Yesterday we dropped off our "Truth or Dare," short to the good people at BlipTV who've agreed to license it for cell phones and other multimedia-ables. With hard work, a little luck, a dash of the human spirit perhaps one day Fun Box will realize it's dream of being a hot new ring tone.

The birthing

Wow. Did you guys know how hard it is to make a website? Not only do you have make one page but you have to make all of them. Thats a lot of pages if you actually care what your website looks like. I really hope that you enjoy what we are trying to do here. We really want this to be the kind of page you go to every morning while drinking your tea. And if you don't drink tea in the morning, you should. Im laying it on the line here and now folks. FunBox has a very strong tea drinking agenda. We're not going to be subtle about it either. We're going to cram it down your gullet with a dash of milk and lemon. So in the coming years you have a lot to look forward to: laughs, hilarious insights, and a tea slanted perspective of the world.