tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-76870281854421929862011-08-05T09:31:16.500-07:00FunBox BlogThe Hilarious Musings of hit comedy group FunBox Comedy. Updated three times a week, tune in to get everything from tips on eating live bears to thoughts on the latest pop culture things (or stuff depending on the day)!FunBox Comedyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09715463317693941095noreply@blogger.comBlogger295125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7687028185442192986.post-86592298825186623722011-08-05T09:31:00.001-07:002011-08-05T09:31:16.751-07:00This blog has moved<br /> This blog is now located at http://blog.funboxcomedy.com/.<br /> You will be automatically redirected in 30 seconds, or you may click <a href='http://blog.funboxcomedy.com/'>here</a>.<br /><br /> For feed subscribers, please update your feed subscriptions to<br /> http://blog.funboxcomedy.com/feeds/posts/default.<br /> <div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7687028185442192986-8659229882518662372?l=funboxcomedy.com/FunBoxBlog.html' alt='' /></div>FunBox Comedyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09715463317693941095noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7687028185442192986.post-83466748350765436042010-03-31T16:23:00.001-07:002010-03-31T16:27:21.557-07:00Check out our new webseries!<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://funboxcomedy.com/uploaded_images/300x200_harry_ruthie-728033.jpg"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 300px; height: 300px;" src="http://funboxcomedy.com/uploaded_images/300x200_harry_ruthie-728000.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><br />Believe it or not Funbox has not been dead. Or even kidnapped by wolf people! Instead we've been toiling away at a webseries for Babelgum.com. And the best news of all is you can now watch it at:<br /><br /><a href="http://www.babelgum.com/DateAHuman">http://www.babelgum.com/DateAHuman</a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7687028185442192986-8346674835076543604?l=funboxcomedy.com/FunBoxBlog.html' alt='' /></div>FunBox Comedyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09715463317693941095noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7687028185442192986.post-61745048246292098972009-12-23T09:48:00.001-08:002009-12-23T09:48:54.739-08:00Santa Fires Elf<div xmlns='http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml'><p><object height='350' width='425'><param value='http://youtube.com/v/ycOAPyDVWzo' name='movie'/><embed height='350' width='425' type='application/x-shockwave-flash' src='http://youtube.com/v/ycOAPyDVWzo'/></object></p><p>imes are hard at the North Pole and Santa has to make some cutbacks. Happy Holidays and Please Subscribe!</p></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7687028185442192986-6174504824629209897?l=funboxcomedy.com/FunBoxBlog.html' alt='' /></div>FunBox Comedyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09715463317693941095noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7687028185442192986.post-48214102078760958362009-10-22T10:55:00.001-07:002009-10-22T10:55:15.480-07:00Don't Have Sex With Your Mom!<div xmlns='http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml'><p><object height='350' width='425'><param value='http://youtube.com/v/-mP9Feigf2Y' name='movie'/><embed height='350' width='425' type='application/x-shockwave-flash' src='http://youtube.com/v/-mP9Feigf2Y'/></object></p></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7687028185442192986-4821410207876095836?l=funboxcomedy.com/FunBoxBlog.html' alt='' /></div>FunBox Comedyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09715463317693941095noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7687028185442192986.post-62495102415590748022009-10-22T07:44:00.001-07:002009-10-22T07:44:22.262-07:00Don't Have Sex With Your Mom!<div xmlns='http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml'><p><object height='350' width='425'><param value='http://youtube.com/v/-mP9Feigf2Y' name='movie'/><embed height='350' width='425' type='application/x-shockwave-flash' src='http://youtube.com/v/-mP9Feigf2Y'/></object></p><p>It is an important lesson for all of us.</p></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7687028185442192986-6249510241559074802?l=funboxcomedy.com/FunBoxBlog.html' alt='' /></div>FunBox Comedyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09715463317693941095noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7687028185442192986.post-6819816965700775762009-09-03T11:12:00.001-07:002009-09-03T11:12:24.555-07:00Inside the Box: First Dates<div xmlns='http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml'><p><object height='350' width='425'><param value='http://youtube.com/v/tZfmQmNzoS0' name='movie'/><embed height='350' width='425' type='application/x-shockwave-flash' src='http://youtube.com/v/tZfmQmNzoS0'/></object></p></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7687028185442192986-681981696570077576?l=funboxcomedy.com/FunBoxBlog.html' alt='' /></div>FunBox Comedyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09715463317693941095noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7687028185442192986.post-35167912243010455512009-08-27T10:17:00.001-07:002009-08-27T10:17:25.400-07:00PLEASURETRON 2.0<div xmlns='http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml'><p><object height='350' width='425'><param value='http://youtube.com/v/s6adTFGsCp4' name='movie'/><embed height='350' width='425' type='application/x-shockwave-flash' src='http://youtube.com/v/s6adTFGsCp4'/></object></p><p>Science gone wrong... with sexy consequences?</p></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7687028185442192986-3516791224301045551?l=funboxcomedy.com/FunBoxBlog.html' alt='' /></div>FunBox Comedyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09715463317693941095noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7687028185442192986.post-69654291930421732932009-08-27T10:10:00.000-07:002009-08-27T10:11:00.138-07:00PLEASURETRON 2.0<div xmlns='http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml'><p><object height='350' width='425'><param value='http://youtube.com/v/s6adTFGsCp4' name='movie'/><embed height='350' width='425' type='application/x-shockwave-flash' src='http://youtube.com/v/s6adTFGsCp4'/></object></p></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7687028185442192986-6965429193042173293?l=funboxcomedy.com/FunBoxBlog.html' alt='' /></div>FunBox Comedyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09715463317693941095noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7687028185442192986.post-28310780372335139322009-08-20T12:44:00.001-07:002009-08-20T12:44:55.641-07:00Inside the Box: Fears<div xmlns='http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml'><p><object height='350' width='425'><param value='http://youtube.com/v/sknGIO4VStI' name='movie'/><embed height='350' width='425' type='application/x-shockwave-flash' src='http://youtube.com/v/sknGIO4VStI'/></object></p></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7687028185442192986-2831078037233513932?l=funboxcomedy.com/FunBoxBlog.html' alt='' /></div>FunBox Comedyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09715463317693941095noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7687028185442192986.post-19466906769121706782009-08-13T12:57:00.001-07:002009-08-13T12:57:49.661-07:00"Did you Soak your Talisman in Lamb's Blood?"<div xmlns='http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml'><p><object height='350' width='425'><param value='http://youtube.com/v/QyndHTNQ-cs' name='movie'/><embed height='350' width='425' type='application/x-shockwave-flash' src='http://youtube.com/v/QyndHTNQ-cs'/></object></p></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7687028185442192986-1946690676912170678?l=funboxcomedy.com/FunBoxBlog.html' alt='' /></div>FunBox Comedyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09715463317693941095noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7687028185442192986.post-42213910704414729112009-08-06T11:08:00.001-07:002009-08-06T11:08:42.308-07:00"What's So Bad About War?"<div xmlns='http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml'><p><object height='350' width='425'><param value='http://youtube.com/v/1q2vSRwldPE' name='movie'/><embed height='350' width='425' type='application/x-shockwave-flash' src='http://youtube.com/v/1q2vSRwldPE'/></object></p><p>Baldric and Balthazar learn about war.</p></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7687028185442192986-4221391070441472911?l=funboxcomedy.com/FunBoxBlog.html' alt='' /></div>FunBox Comedyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09715463317693941095noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7687028185442192986.post-78638626142655428342009-07-30T14:07:00.001-07:002009-07-30T14:07:36.593-07:00Columbusted!<div xmlns='http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml'><p><object height='350' width='425'><param value='http://youtube.com/v/MsrhPaZv5HM' name='movie'/><embed height='350' width='425' type='application/x-shockwave-flash' src='http://youtube.com/v/MsrhPaZv5HM'/></object></p></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7687028185442192986-7863862614265542834?l=funboxcomedy.com/FunBoxBlog.html' alt='' /></div>FunBox Comedyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09715463317693941095noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7687028185442192986.post-69132546537675946682009-07-27T16:54:00.000-07:002009-07-27T17:08:48.368-07:00Weekend FilmingIt was another fun weekend for Funbox. This weekend we filmed two more Baldric and Balthazar sketches. While their plots are absolutely secret (take that Ain't It Cool News) I can tell you there was fake blood on apartment carpet and, as always, Matt ended up mostly naked at one point. <br /><br />The Baldric and Balthazar sketches should be up soon, but before then, tune in for this Thursday's video where we see what really happened with Christopher Columbus asked for all those ships.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7687028185442192986-6913254653767594668?l=funboxcomedy.com/FunBoxBlog.html' alt='' /></div>FunBox Comedyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09715463317693941095noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7687028185442192986.post-52578782825269018362009-07-23T10:21:00.001-07:002009-07-23T10:21:46.654-07:00Apocalypse Grandpa<div xmlns='http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml'><p><object height='350' width='425'><param value='http://youtube.com/v/mM13ETO3dCM' name='movie'/><embed height='350' width='425' type='application/x-shockwave-flash' src='http://youtube.com/v/mM13ETO3dCM'/></object></p><p>Grandpa hates life after the apocalypse.</p></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7687028185442192986-5257878282526901836?l=funboxcomedy.com/FunBoxBlog.html' alt='' /></div>FunBox Comedyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09715463317693941095noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7687028185442192986.post-44301126428624387722009-07-20T17:17:00.001-07:002009-07-20T17:18:36.380-07:00It is so hot...<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://funboxcomedy.com/uploaded_images/explosion-708303.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 249px;" src="http://funboxcomedy.com/uploaded_images/explosion-708299.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a><br /><br /><br />...that today I saw a guy frying an egg on the side walk.<br /><br />And then a dog exploded!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7687028185442192986-4430112642862438772?l=funboxcomedy.com/FunBoxBlog.html' alt='' /></div>FunBox Comedyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09715463317693941095noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7687028185442192986.post-31624348547519888262009-07-16T10:47:00.001-07:002009-07-16T10:47:24.192-07:00"Is Paul a Name for a Woman?"<div xmlns='http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml'><p><object height='350' width='425'><param value='http://youtube.com/v/CsFY5r1fPDI' name='movie'/><embed height='350' width='425' type='application/x-shockwave-flash' src='http://youtube.com/v/CsFY5r1fPDI'/></object></p><p>Paul gets into a sword fight.</p></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7687028185442192986-3162434854751988826?l=funboxcomedy.com/FunBoxBlog.html' alt='' /></div>FunBox Comedyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09715463317693941095noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7687028185442192986.post-75174232858885418472009-07-09T11:36:00.001-07:002009-07-09T11:36:40.130-07:00"You Poisoned Her?"<div xmlns='http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml'><p><object height='350' width='425'><param value='http://youtube.com/v/zNTLCk4piU0' name='movie'/><embed height='350' width='425' type='application/x-shockwave-flash' src='http://youtube.com/v/zNTLCk4piU0'/></object></p><p>Shakespeare is a thief!</p></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7687028185442192986-7517423285888541847?l=funboxcomedy.com/FunBoxBlog.html' alt='' /></div>FunBox Comedyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09715463317693941095noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7687028185442192986.post-28948637397080944402009-07-05T22:50:00.000-07:002009-07-05T22:54:21.102-07:00The only thing that’s happening in the world right now<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://funboxcomedy.com/uploaded_images/The-only-thing-743984.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 215px;" src="http://funboxcomedy.com/uploaded_images/The-only-thing-743981.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a>
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<br /></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">Hmm, I need to stop getting all my news from <i style="">Glamor</i>.</p> <div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7687028185442192986-2894863739708094440?l=funboxcomedy.com/FunBoxBlog.html' alt='' /></div>FunBox Comedyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09715463317693941095noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7687028185442192986.post-73207133401193724292009-07-02T10:29:00.001-07:002009-07-02T10:29:05.302-07:00"Do you want some Ice Cream?"<div xmlns='http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml'><p><object height='350' width='425'><param value='http://youtube.com/v/jFB2T8LCrYE' name='movie'/><embed height='350' width='425' type='application/x-shockwave-flash' src='http://youtube.com/v/jFB2T8LCrYE'/></object></p></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7687028185442192986-7320713340119372429?l=funboxcomedy.com/FunBoxBlog.html' alt='' /></div>FunBox Comedyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09715463317693941095noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7687028185442192986.post-87081650817186745272009-06-25T10:58:00.001-07:002009-06-25T11:10:08.012-07:00Did you Guys Crap in My Trash Can?New FunBox Video out Today!<div><br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jy-sr59sfZU"><img src="http://funboxcomedy.com/uploaded_images/BandBep1-732587.jpg" /></a></div></div><div style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jy-sr59sfZU">Did you Guys Crap in My Trash Can?</a></div><div><a html="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jy-sr59sfZU"></a><br /><div style="text-align: center;">In ep. 01, of "The Many Adventures of Baldric and Balthazar," Paul teaches his house guests the finer points of using the bathroom.</div><div style="text-align: center;">Please Subscribe!</div><br /><div style="text-align: center;">Stay Tuned for a new episode next week!</div><br /><br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7687028185442192986-8708165081718674527?l=funboxcomedy.com/FunBoxBlog.html' alt='' /></div>FunBox Comedyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09715463317693941095noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7687028185442192986.post-82131051939794418482009-06-25T10:36:00.001-07:002009-06-25T10:36:56.983-07:00"Did you Guys Crap in my Trash Can?"<div xmlns='http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml'><p><object height='350' width='425'><param value='http://youtube.com/v/jy-sr59sfZU' name='movie'/><embed height='350' width='425' type='application/x-shockwave-flash' src='http://youtube.com/v/jy-sr59sfZU'/></object></p><p>Thanks to a vortex, Paul is visited by two fops from the past.</p></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7687028185442192986-8213105193979441848?l=funboxcomedy.com/FunBoxBlog.html' alt='' /></div>FunBox Comedyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09715463317693941095noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7687028185442192986.post-72393160665808431432009-06-22T12:02:00.000-07:002009-06-22T12:06:33.928-07:00Joke<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://funboxcomedy.com/uploaded_images/1-782910.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 240px;" src="http://funboxcomedy.com/uploaded_images/1-782908.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a><br /><br /><br />Doctors were astounded this month as high school student Jessica Terry diagnosed her own case Crohn's Disease while studying slides in her high school science class....<br /><br />...Unfortunately her HMO doesn't cover high schools so now she owes Ms. Welch $48,000 out of pocket.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7687028185442192986-7239316066580843143?l=funboxcomedy.com/FunBoxBlog.html' alt='' /></div>FunBox Comedyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09715463317693941095noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7687028185442192986.post-15850139897986014082009-06-19T19:13:00.000-07:002009-06-19T19:33:07.249-07:00Scientific American Covers<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://funboxcomedy.com/uploaded_images/Oooh-Sciencey!-775290.JPG"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 281px;" src="http://funboxcomedy.com/uploaded_images/Oooh-Sciencey!-775288.JPG" border="0" alt="" /></a><br /><br />I don’t know if you know this, but there are only 3 covers to the magazine Scientific American. One is a picture of a Black Hole or Starry region of space with a grid superimposed on it (to represent our universe) with a provocative caption like “Strange Space: Could our Universe be shaped like a Condom?” <br /><br />The second has a Neanderthal or old looking skull and the caption says something like, “Shadows of the Past: New evidence suggests our ancestors may have leased apartments.”<br /><br />And the third is a picture of a cell or Double Helix and the caption is always “KILLER CELLS: New Ways to fight Superbugs!” verbatim.<br /><br />Very occasionally they have a mushroom cloud and the caption is unrelated “World’s first nano-guitar built.” Those are weird.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7687028185442192986-1585013989798601408?l=funboxcomedy.com/FunBoxBlog.html' alt='' /></div>FunBox Comedyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09715463317693941095noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7687028185442192986.post-31575248272394628542009-06-19T16:51:00.000-07:002009-06-19T17:11:02.535-07:00John Helldeath: The Depths of Reason pt. 4<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://funboxcomedy.com/uploaded_images/funeral-741376.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 234px; height: 320px;" src="http://funboxcomedy.com/uploaded_images/funeral-741366.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a><br /><br /><br />John Helldeath could barely think with the high velocity winds whipping around him. Yet, John Helldeath was never a man for thinking when action could get the job done. His time was short, as the ground below him was growing closer, and the airplane that he had been dropped out of, farther. All he needed to do was find a way to break the binding that held him securely to the chair, and then slow his descent so he could land safely. He maybe had thirty seconds before he would be just another stain on Mother Earth's face. "Think damn it!" he yelled to himself.<br /><br />A plan formulated in his head. "Perfect!" thought John, "But won't old Mr. Pennyworth be disappointed that I won't be needing his funeral services yet another time." John smiled to himself picturing the old funeral director's sour face at seeing Helldeath survive another mission. Mr. Pennyworth had given John a lifetime supply of black suits in exchange for promising to have his funeral with him. It would be the funeral of the decade and ensure big business for the stingy Mr. Pennyworth. With precision timing and pinpoint accuracy, John put his plan into effect. After landing safely, John brushed off his complimentary black suit and smiled.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7687028185442192986-3157524827239462854?l=funboxcomedy.com/FunBoxBlog.html' alt='' /></div>FunBox Comedyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09715463317693941095noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7687028185442192986.post-13841994388380136922009-06-15T15:59:00.000-07:002009-06-15T16:05:07.123-07:00Movies we'll be seeing soonWith Hollywood already making films based on children's books, comics, video games, board games, toys, TV shows, other movies, card games, and astrological events, I didn't think it was possible that there was anything left to rip stories from and repackage as two hours of moving pictures. Then I went to Vegas and saw Hollywood's next frontier: slot machines. Here are a few films I think we'll all be watching soon:<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3302/3629905535_d6d76e782f.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 500px; height: 325px;" src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3302/3629905535_d6d76e782f.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a>Sun & Moon<br />Since the beginning of time, Sun and Moon have been bitter rivals. In their last epic struggle, a cocky Sun set the Lunar System ablaze as he managed to win up to 50 free games. Now, as the Great Cycle passes, a blue Moon patiently masses his Mayan armies and plots revenge.<br /><br /><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3407/3630720554_8cb85fff64.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 500px; height: 348px;" src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3407/3630720554_8cb85fff64.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a>Whales of Ca$h<br />John Whales just inherited some cash. A lot of cash! Suddenly he's a jerk and a braggart, wearing a top hat everywhere he goes, and using a bag with a dollar sign in lieu of a wallet. But when his pal Crabby overdoses at one of his famous parties, and buds Clam and Squid are too afraid after the incident to even talk with him. John soon learns that it takes more than cash to buy back friendship.<br /><br /><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3592/3629903867_7f773895c7.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 500px; height: 180px;" src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3592/3629903867_7f773895c7.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a>Game King: Multi-Denomination<br />The Unseen Game King is back seeking retribution for his last defeat 10,000 years ago. Can Robert Crayton, a linguist from Oxford, unlock the mysterious transmissions coming from the Multi-Denomination, a place in space-time far beyond our universe, to discover the secret to defeating the mighty Game King in his lust for vengeance? In this world, there's no room for error, as malfunction voids all plays.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7687028185442192986-1384199438838013692?l=funboxcomedy.com/FunBoxBlog.html' alt='' /></div>FunBox Comedyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09715463317693941095noreply@blogger.com