HellDeath: Return to Gun Island 3
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Friday, April 4, 2008
Welcome to the third Installment of Helldeath return to Gun Island.
Monday, December 17, 2007
An Open Letter to Michael Bay or Anyone That Knows Him
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Dear Michael Bay or Anyone That Knows Him,
After watching your Transformers movie this weekend, we're pretty sure we can write for you. We are currently working on a spec script which we think will be up your alley. Hell Death: Return to Gun Island, is the story of John Helldeath and his return to Gun Island. We're fairly certain you'll enjoy it as it contains explosions at random moments in the plot, very cool lines about said explosions such as "damn you can't buy that shit on ebay!" and various characters who yell a lot and may or may not explode at any point during the film. Below is a scene from our script, which we're sure you'll enjoy. Please contact us about money soon.
Sincerely,
FunBox
After watching your Transformers movie this weekend, we're pretty sure we can write for you. We are currently working on a spec script which we think will be up your alley. Hell Death: Return to Gun Island, is the story of John Helldeath and his return to Gun Island. We're fairly certain you'll enjoy it as it contains explosions at random moments in the plot, very cool lines about said explosions such as "damn you can't buy that shit on ebay!" and various characters who yell a lot and may or may not explode at any point during the film. Below is a scene from our script, which we're sure you'll enjoy. Please contact us about money soon.
Sincerely,
FunBox
Labels: explosions, Hell Death: Return to Gun Island, helldeath, Michael Bay, open letter, spec script, Transformers, very cool
Friday, November 30, 2007
Hell Death: Return to Gun Island - Scene 1.
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INT. JOHN'S OFFICE DAY
John Enters and just stands there: Like a man! This is JOHN. John is an undercover private eye with a troubled past, he's also a master of Kung Fu! We CRASH ZOOM in on John's eyes as he scans the room and we see in his eyes how badass he is. He looks good at fighting. Behind him enters HOT GIRL. Hot girl is pretty, but trying not to be. She's also Hot!
HOT GIRL
I heard I could find you here.
JOHN
Where did you hear that?
HOT GIRL
Sources.
JOHN
Well, you heard right.
HOT GIRL
They said you were the best.
JOHN
They said right.
HOT GIRL
I need your help.
JOHN
I need your lips.
They start to Kung Fu fight with guns.
Opening credits appear on the bullets.
Outside a car explodes into the night.
John Enters and just stands there: Like a man! This is JOHN. John is an undercover private eye with a troubled past, he's also a master of Kung Fu! We CRASH ZOOM in on John's eyes as he scans the room and we see in his eyes how badass he is. He looks good at fighting. Behind him enters HOT GIRL. Hot girl is pretty, but trying not to be. She's also Hot!
HOT GIRL
I heard I could find you here.
JOHN
Where did you hear that?
HOT GIRL
Sources.
JOHN
Well, you heard right.
HOT GIRL
They said you were the best.
JOHN
They said right.
HOT GIRL
I need your help.
JOHN
I need your lips.
They start to Kung Fu fight with guns.
Opening credits appear on the bullets.
Outside a car explodes into the night.