Robot Clichés

What is this "love"?

Tow-Headed kid: Wowee! A real life robot!

Cute Freckled Girl: What’s your name robot?

Robot: Do-Not-Have-Name.

Gap-toothed Child: Gee wiz! You don’t even have a name?

Tow-Headed kid: That’s Ok, we’ll give you a name… How about Robbie? Robbie the Robot.

Robot: Name-is-Robbie?

Cute Freckled Girl: It sure is! We love you Robbie!

Robot: What-is-this-love?

Gap-toothed Child: Gee wiz! You don’t even know what love is?

Cute Freckled Girl: Love is what you feel in your heart with people who care about you you.

Robot: Love-is-in-heart?

Tow-Headed kid: That’s right Robbie!

Robbie puts his fist through Tow-Headed kid’s chest.

Robot: Must-acquire-love.

Tow-Headed kid: Urk!

Gap-toothed Child: Jesus Christ!

Robot: (crushes the still beating heart in its hand) Feel-love-in-heart.

Cute Freckled Girl: Oh God no!

Robbie is to fast for them. They are quickly vaporized.

Robot: Must destroy human masters!

HellDeath: Return to Gun Island 3

Welcome to the third Installment of Helldeath return to Gun Island.

Hell Death: Return to Gun Island - Scene 1.

INT. JOHN'S OFFICE DAY

John Enters and just stands there: Like a man! This is JOHN. John is an undercover private eye with a troubled past, he's also a master of Kung Fu! We CRASH ZOOM in on John's eyes as he scans the room and we see in his eyes how badass he is. He looks good at fighting. Behind him enters HOT GIRL. Hot girl is pretty, but trying not to be. She's also Hot!

HOT GIRL
I heard I could find you here.

JOHN
Where did you hear that?

HOT GIRL
Sources.

JOHN
Well, you heard right.

HOT GIRL
They said you were the best.

JOHN
They said right.

HOT GIRL
I need your help.

JOHN
I need your lips.

They start to Kung Fu fight with guns.

Opening credits appear on the bullets.

Outside a car explodes into the night.