What if Cats Were Made of Chocolate?

Photo by Heather Landis

The answer is obvious. Women would consume them during periods of high stress.

Chock-o-Cat! Gives you love and calories!

Who do you think punched that picture? I remember once I had to stay over at someone’s house and the person whose room I was staying in had just gone through a messy breakup. There was the big “We’re Happy!” standard couple photo on the wall. It had been shattered. Depressing.

In real life Debra Rico and Tony Sam, also pictured, (the guy, not the cat) are going to get married. We wish them all the best.

Circus Friends

O.K. so here's my idea for a kids book. There will be these cats and they will all be in the circus right? And one of the cats will be the ringleader and another one will be a clown. The clown cat will have a cute cat name like 'Whiskers the Clown.' And their will even be a lion taming cat but instead of a lion it would tame another cat that they would dress like a lion. So there are all these cats in the circus when all of sudden a dog comes and opens up his own circus next door. It would be just like the cat circus except with dogs. Dog ringleader and instead of 'Whiskers the Clown' there would be 'Wags the Clown.' At first they wouldn't get along but then they would at the end cause they would have learned to get along and that inside each other they are basically the same. Then they would have one big circus. What do you think? Fucking genius right? It's like the Clifford the Big Red Dog meets the circus but with cats and he's smaller. Plus it will have these awesome morals. I already started to do the pictures.