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In a brilliant decision no one will regret ever, FunBox has decided to no longer pursue the comedy biz. We are know fully pledged to the world of making candy. It was a whirlwind romance filled with cornstarch molds, extruding, and drying racks. In a very heated vote it was decided that our first effort would be a FunBox candy bar. A secondary vote then determined what kind of candy bar it would, and it was unanimous that it should be the best candy bar ever. Close your eyes and imagine the flavor rush as I describe it (since this is a blog, you will have to find someone to read this part to you while you are savoring imaginary deliciousness).
We start with an unwrapped twix bar, dip it in grade A clover honey, and then roll the whole thing in praline pieces. We then take that and add a fine layer of gummy. The gummy flavors will come in Orange, Lime, Lemon, and Pomegranate. Once that is in place we hide one raisin somewhere in there and maybe a pretzel. Only one in five bars will have the pretzel piece. We then dip that in chocolate, wipe that layer off, and then do it again but this time correctly. The entire bar is stuck on spinning eating accessory that will feature the likeness of either Will, Paul, or Matt. Note: the Matt one will spin a little to fast.
The FunBox candy bar will be available in CVS drugs stores across the nation, but only between the hours of 3 and 4 on Tuesday.
We start with an unwrapped twix bar, dip it in grade A clover honey, and then roll the whole thing in praline pieces. We then take that and add a fine layer of gummy. The gummy flavors will come in Orange, Lime, Lemon, and Pomegranate. Once that is in place we hide one raisin somewhere in there and maybe a pretzel. Only one in five bars will have the pretzel piece. We then dip that in chocolate, wipe that layer off, and then do it again but this time correctly. The entire bar is stuck on spinning eating accessory that will feature the likeness of either Will, Paul, or Matt. Note: the Matt one will spin a little to fast.
The FunBox candy bar will be available in CVS drugs stores across the nation, but only between the hours of 3 and 4 on Tuesday.
Labels: Candy
1 Comments:
I just had my mom read me the description of your candy and I got to tell you, it sounds terrible. There is no need for the single raisin. The raisin's acidity will compromise the alkalinity of the milk chocolate, thereby making it taste awful. My suggestion is to take out the godforsaken raisin, add TWO pretzel pieces, but make sure it's not a whole pretzel, then after the last coating of chocolate, sprinkle the entire concoction with colored candy bits. Then I'd eat it.
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