McMom

So I ran across on the McDonald's Website a section where mom's find out all about the health benefits of eating at McDonald's called McDonald's Mom.


Here is an excerpt from a recent mom factory visit.

"I was most surprised to learn that breast meat for the Southern Style Chicken Biscuit and Sandwich are infused with marinade then further mixed in a tumbler with more marinade to ensure a good blend. But what surprised me the most was that Chicken McNuggets are made with grounded breast meat, not 'strips.' This explains their internal texture."

And my reaction was pretty much the same as hers. "Holy Shit! I cannot believe that McNuggets aren't made out of strips." When you eat McNuggets their internal texture is exactly what you would expect from eating strips, but McDonald's has gone and found some kind of chicken miracle to do it with grounded breast meat. I mean who the fuck do McDonald's think they are not going with strips. Don't get me wrong, I'm glad they took the road less traveled, but I just want to point out that it was ballsy.

I can't wait to read about the moms next trip to see how McDonald's World Famous Fries® are made. I bet instead of freeze dried potato strips, they use partially dehydrated potato sticks. God I'm excited.