MoBloU - The Park

FunBox continues to march forward with the times and in an effort to stay relevant we have just set up our first mobile blog unit or MoBloU. Today’s first trial:

The Park –

10:30am – Find open bench at the park and set up the MoBloU. Digging the hole was easy, but I wish the concrete moorings would dry faster. Will have to look into further back at FunBox headquarters.

11:00am - Trees. There sure are a lot of them. I never notice trees until its too late.

11:30am – See like that tree. I swear it wasn’t there a half hour ago. What is that? Oak?

12:00pm- Lunch. I brought a thermos full of split pea soup. It smells really good. Don’t just take my word for it. I’ll ask the next passing jogger to verify.

12:07pm – He says it smells good. I like a thicker pea soup. None of that watery soup for me.

12:30pm – Where did that Oak tree go?

1:00pm – Found it.

3: 27pm- Turns out Soup and Sunshine is a recipe for sleep. I’ll have to stay more diligent. I apologize to everyone for the lapse. I have let you and myself down.

3:30pm – Test out the MoBloU personal evacuation system (MoBloU P.E.S). It works perfectly, but apparently it still counts as public urination even when your junk is completely covered by a hose. Who does this Officer think he is? King of the park? More like king of the jerks!

3:56pm – I have moved to a new location. (Man those moorings take a while to dry) Apparently the MoBloU has a very easy read to screen and Police Officer FunBox Hater made me move and refill the hole. Hey man, I thought this was a public park! I will have to look into a privacy screen for the MoBloU, because there is no way FunBox will censor itself! I might also look into a better privacy screen for the MoBloU P.E.S.

4:00pm – I heard two people talking about the tree, turns out I was right. It is an oak. This location is turning out better than the first anyway, so screw you Officer No Peeing Allowed.

4:14pm – Holy Crap you guys! This is it! What the MoBloU was made for. This guy just ran up to this woman and grabbed her purse. A crime, captured live, through the power of Blogging!

4:15pm – Damn it. That Cop caught him in like two seconds. At least chase the crook around for a little bit. Plus he's getting all the thanks. Oh what? My capturing the moment for all of history isn’t worth anything?

4:30pm – Finish rest of soup for an afternoon snack.

5:00pm – Call the first official MoBloU to an end. Chalk another point up to science… and to FunBox!