signs you may be playing too much halo 3

Your ideal three way with Jessica Alba and Giselle Bundchen takes place on the Guardian map and they're on your team for capture the flag.

When your mother calls to ask how you've been, you suspect she's spying for the Covenant.

You call Home Depot and ask about pricing on Gravity Hammers.

You voted for Master Chief at the Iowa Caucus.

You're already standing in line for Halo 4.

You stay behind at your grandfather's funeral expecting him to respawn.