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- Did you know that monkeys make clean and entertaining pets that will in no way become violent and unmanageable?
- Did you know that the Phrase "I'll be a monkey's uncle" became literally true for Frank Burrstone after his nephew, Charles, made love to a Tarsier?
- Did you know that monkeys hate the taste of bananas but love slap stick comedy?
- Did you know that the Hindu God, Hanuman once led an army of monkeys against the Demon king Ravana? If not, you need to spend more time reading, you ethnocentric jerk!
- Did you know that monkeys are often used in medical testing and that it's extremely unethical, unless a relative of yours has cancer, in which case it's totally justified and we should talk about something else?
- Did you know that the winged monkeys from The Wizard of Oz were based on actual monkeys that were in league with Satan?
- Did you know that actor Walter Matthau was the most famous Monkey that ever lived?
- Did you know that Marcel from the TV show Friends actually had to be played by 2 female monkeys due to child labor laws?
- Did you know that Marcel from the TV show Friends was actually a method actor from Detroit who spent weeks researching the role?
- Do you guys ever watch Friends, 'cause I've got the DVD's if you want to come over, we could have a marathon?
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