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- Earn extra money painting lawns.
- Be the skinny kid at fat camp.
- Lose your virginity to the older lady next door.
- Read 'Great Expectations.' No kidding, it's the best book you will ever read ever.
- Go down to the 'ole swimming hole to cool off. When you're done. Dry off in the 'ole wind hole.
- Spelling Bee! Spelling Bee! Spelling Bee!
- Learn how to make your grandma's world famous cobbler showing her once and for all it's not such a big fucking deal.
- Murder Fish.
- Have an 'adventure' by using your 'imagination.'
- Get a head start on fall and organize you cardigans.
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