NEW CONTEST EVERY TUESDAY
"This barely legal bitch can't get enough!"
Toby M., East Lansing, MI
"Even though he had mastered 'sit' and 'stay', he could not master 'straw.'"
James S., Burlington, VT
"Yuck! This tastes like human-breath!"
Todd, Culver City, CA
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