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- Did you know beaches are geological landforms along the shoreline of a
body of water, which usually contain hot babes?
- Did you know that due to the movie Jaws, sharks are no longer invited
to the beach?
- Did you know beach bums often go surfing ontop of shopping carts filled with soda
cans and scrap metal?
- Did you know the tide comes in at the end of the night so mom can make
it dinner?
- Did you know artificial beaches often get botox and breast implants?
- Did you know, on the beach it's common to find jellyfish, but it's not
common to find peanut butter fish?
- Did you know if you counted all the grains of sand on a beach you'd
find it to be a huge waste of time?
- Did you know that on most beaches it is illeagal to build sandcastles, specifically using kidnapped child labor?
- Did you know that before people had beaches, the ocean just splashed
everywhere on cities and people?
- Did you know that whales hate tanning at the beach because people
always push them into the water?
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